Personal Connection Seeker Pillows

'Can I tell you something personal about myself, Linda? Getting too personal makes me uneasy.'

Cling-On Dog

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

WiFi Signals

Pyjama party

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

Romantic Coffee Dates

Best Pals

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Old man

Rustic Campgrounds.

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

Emotional Support Dog

Assisted Living.

"This family who came with the frame made it clear they want no contact with me."

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

Unplugged.