Connection Seeker Pillows

Social Climbing.

"Don't look. It's the people we steal Wi-Fi from."

"With whom am I having this meaningful relationship?"

The Basic Blueprint for 99% of Today's Conversations (or So it Seems)

"I just can't stop checking my personal email. I don't know what I'm expecting to see in my inbox."

Online Couples Therapy

"The Wifi went down for a couple of minutes..."

After 15 years Mike was released

New Years Resolutions 2021.

"Don't bother calling me. I can't get a signal on this side of the island."

"Well Frank, now I've met you, I think I'll adjust my visibility, click profile, locate visibility options and make myself available for a second date..."

Church sign: Now With WiFi.

Unplugged.

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

A cold day in Hell.

"Links"

A Rare Moment of Hand Puppet Intimacy

"I really don't need a mortgage; I just want to be involved in the mortgagor-mortgagee relationships."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Cling-On Dog

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

WiFi Signals

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"I know. I miss him, too."

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."