Personal Connection Advocate Pillows

'It's so refreshing to meet someone who doesn't blog.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Dolphin friendly tuna

Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?

"You can always count on me."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

"You say you know at last where you made the wrong turn in your life. You never told me you made a wrong turn in your life."

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

I know why you're such a greedy, heartless scrooge, Armstrong. It's because deep down, you just want to be loved. But you're afraid of rejection, so you make yourself as unlovable as possible. That's the type of utter nonsense to expect from muscle-bound oaf who hadn't paid his tab in 13 years. I love you too, man. I hope you get audited.

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

"OK - I'll say it again - I love you even more than my p******* hour."

No poking doughboy

Private Jet

"No thanks, I don't need an electronic voice-activated assistant. I have a human one."

'I'll marry you, but only if you agree to separate shells.'

"Unbelievable! Why isn't anybody doing something against the awful dog poverty?"

'Why should I be a faithful companion when he's horrible to me?'

Obliviotocracy

"'Birds of a feather flock together.' You hear what I'm saying, pal?"

"I too want companionship, intimacy, someone to grow old with, but not 24/7."

'We met on Facebook and broke up on Twitter.'

"There are rumours going round that you have a home lift."

Herring Impaired

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

"So what if I metamorphosed way before you? It changes nothing: We're still BFF, right?"

Communication on a bus

"You're my best friend, Bandit."

"Amidst all of the devastation, it's important to find love."

Human empathy

Bed divider.