Personal Connection Advocate Pillows

'It's so refreshing to meet someone who doesn't blog.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Dolphin friendly tuna

Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?

"You can always count on me."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

"Your empathy is making it hard to breathe."

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

"You say you know at last where you made the wrong turn in your life. You never told me you made a wrong turn in your life."

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

Private Jet

"No thanks, I don't need an electronic voice-activated assistant. I have a human one."

'I'll marry you, but only if you agree to separate shells.'

"OK - I'll say it again - I love you even more than my p******* hour."

'Why should I be a faithful companion when he's horrible to me?'

"Unbelievable! Why isn't anybody doing something against the awful dog poverty?"

"'Birds of a feather flock together.' You hear what I'm saying, pal?"

"I too want companionship, intimacy, someone to grow old with, but not 24/7."

"There are rumours going round that you have a home lift."

Herring Impaired

"So what if I metamorphosed way before you? It changes nothing: We're still BFF, right?"

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

"You're my best friend, Bandit."

Communication on a bus

"Amidst all of the devastation, it's important to find love."

Human empathy

Bed divider.

'All he wants to do is hang out with his friends!'