Personal Time Advocate Pillows

"There are rumours going round that you have a home lift."

'Don't you like to do things without your mom sometimes?'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"You are still here."

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

'Guess who's teething?'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

'I'm retiring, to spend more time with my family of mutual find investments,'

"I'm leaving a little early as I wasn't in quite so late this morning."

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

Off Duty sign on desk.

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

'I need a Vacation.'

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

"And then they went and did work in a coffee shop and lived happily ever after."

Private Jet

"Milo, are you feeling that Daisy is 'leaning in' more? Did you guys try any of the homework? I know, let's try not napping, can we try this? No?"

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"

'I'll marry you, but only if you agree to separate shells.'

"I too want companionship, intimacy, someone to grow old with, but not 24/7."

"We're making you Breakfast in Bed."

"Don't get me wrong, I love my mistress, but there are 27 of us, so I like to get away now and then to get some privacy..."

How Moms Explain

'For an interactive experience press the off button now.'

Bed divider.

'What?... You're my wife and son?... Boy, do I need to have these photos updated!'