Personal Time Pillows

'I need to find a balance between my job and my second job.'

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

"Yes, I do need a spa weekend...but I'll settle for some alone time in the treehouse."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I'm not going to work late tonight, so I can normalize relations with my family!"

Me Time

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

I like the Jets...I guess

"They grow up so fast."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Haircuts

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"She's been so creative lately."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'She's just great with the children.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Swinging

Home Sweet Home

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Office pics on dinner table.