Me Time Pillows

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"She's okay...just enjoying some much needed me-ow time."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

I like the Jets...I guess

"They grow up so fast."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"She's been so creative lately."

Haircuts

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'She's just great with the children.'

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Swinging

Cellphone Islands

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

Office pics on dinner table.