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An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"She's okay...just enjoying some much needed me-ow time."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

I like the Jets...I guess

"They grow up so fast."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Haircuts

"She's been so creative lately."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

'She's just great with the children.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

Swinging

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Office pics on dinner table.

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'