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"I'm coming - I just need some 'me' time."

'I think I need some me time.'

"She could never understand I just wanted some me time."

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

Office pics on dinner table.

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

"Can that be right?"

"You know, if it weren't for Penny, we'd never find time like this to connect."

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

Clock watcher

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"I'm resigning so I can spend more time with my wonderful family, here."

'I'll do half of it.'

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

Time for bed

Bummer Time Streaming

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

'And then Baby Bear said...'

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

"Hey, Eli, would you and your little friend mind getting as far away from me as humanly possible?"

"I'm so bored: All my parents ever do as a family activity is 'soaking up the sun'..."

"I'm sorry you've got a sudden craving for nachos, Mrs. Hacksburry, but I really don't want to open the store right now!"

What a twenty-year home school reunion is like. ('Ellie-May! Come an' get yir dinner 'fore it gits cold!')

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

"Is sand called 'sand' because it's between the sea and the land?"

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. you know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

"We started working flexi-time and that was the last we saw of her."

King George VI

'It shouldn't take long to wnd up your Aunt's estate. She only left you an alarm clock.'

'Would you like seconds?'

"Is your 'me-time' over yet?"

"Extrovert me made the plans, but introvert me woke up this morning."