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"I'm coming - I just need some 'me' time."

'I think I need some me time.'

"She could never understand I just wanted some me time."

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

Office pics on dinner table.

"Can that be right?"

"You know, if it weren't for Penny, we'd never find time like this to connect."

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

Clock watcher

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

'I'll do half of it.'

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

Bummer Time Streaming

Time for bed

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

'And then Baby Bear said...'

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

What a twenty-year home school reunion is like. ('Ellie-May! Come an' get yir dinner 'fore it gits cold!')

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. you know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

"Hey, Eli, would you and your little friend mind getting as far away from me as humanly possible?"

"I'm sorry you've got a sudden craving for nachos, Mrs. Hacksburry, but I really don't want to open the store right now!"

"I'm so bored: All my parents ever do as a family activity is 'soaking up the sun'..."

"Is sand called 'sand' because it's between the sea and the land?"

"We started working flexi-time and that was the last we saw of her."

'Would you like seconds?'

'It shouldn't take long to wnd up your Aunt's estate. She only left you an alarm clock.'

King George VI

"Extrovert me made the plans, but introvert me woke up this morning."

"Oh, thank God!"

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

'Don't bother me, Harriet. Can't you see I'm in the middle of something?'