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"Look, I'm doing a little me-time right now. Why don't you go ahead and do a little you-time, and then I'll be over at eight for a little us-time."

'Hi Dad, just wondered what you were watching on your TV.'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Cellphone Islands

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Office pics on dinner table.

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

Book Me!

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Technologies and distance classes

"Can that be right?"

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"You know, if it weren't for Penny, we'd never find time like this to connect."

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

Clock watcher

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

Modern Portrait Gallery

Cyber Dream

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.