Quality Time Enthusiast Gifts

"Look, I'm doing a little me-time right now. Why don't you go ahead and do a little you-time, and then I'll be over at eight for a little us-time."

'Hi Dad, just wondered what you were watching on your TV.'

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

Mac OS 20

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Cellphone Islands

Office pics on dinner table.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"Can that be right?"

Technologies and distance classes

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Book Me!

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"You know, if it weren't for Penny, we'd never find time like this to connect."

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

Modern Portrait Gallery

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

"There's nothing wrong with her. With e-mail, texting and tweeting, she just hasn't needed to learn to talk."

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

Cyber Dream

Clock watcher