Quality Time Devotee Gifts

'And then Baby Bear said...'

Office pics on dinner table.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

Book Me!

"You know, if it weren't for Penny, we'd never find time like this to connect."

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

Cyber Dream

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

'Let's have a quiet romantic evening together...we'll turn our cell phones off.'

'Enough is enough, John! You've got to choose. It's either your job or me.'

'Golf is Life (his).'

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

Time for bed

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

"Wow, dad, it's a beaut."

'Dad, do you really think trying to sell me life insurance counts as quality time?'

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

"Hey, Eli, would you and your little friend mind getting as far away from me as humanly possible?"

"Is sand called 'sand' because it's between the sea and the land?"

"I'm so bored: All my parents ever do as a family activity is 'soaking up the sun'..."