Quiet Time Admirer Gifts

"Dylan needs a classroom where I don't have to talk to any of the other mothers."

Book Me!

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Hush puppy.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Cat and mouse

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

Cyber Dream

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

"I hope this is the right wine for reading and ignoring one another."

"I've got him on vibrate."

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."

"... but this is Emily Dickinson and that's a car alarm!"

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

'Are you taking a nap?. . . Ok, I'll be really quiet. . . I'll just be reading the paper. . . Hon?. . . Just checking to see if you were asleep.'

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

Free Little Library

"Anyone home?"

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

"Hey, Eli, would you and your little friend mind getting as far away from me as humanly possible?"

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. you know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

"There goes Daddy to the park again! And do you know what he does in the park? He sits! That's what he does. He sits! He goes to the park and just sits!"