Quiet Corner Admirer Gifts

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

Hush puppy.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

Book Me!

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

Cyber Dream

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

Darn it, you're touching my half of the loveseat again. (Published originally on Feb. 20, 2008.)

"Cat got your tongue?"

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

"Isn't this more fun than spending money on dinner and a movie?"

'Hi. I'm Don.'

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

"As weed-whackers go, it's a little quiet for my taste."

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. you know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

"Hey, Eli, would you and your little friend mind getting as far away from me as humanly possible?"

Free Little Library

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

"I can't wait to forget everything I learned about myself during quarantine."

"Extrovert me made the plans, but introvert me woke up this morning."

"Oh, thank God!"

Make America Quiet

Card night for introverts.