Quiet Corner Seeker Gifts

"There you are."

A Deserted Bar

Nethead strip: Shy and nervous peoples chatroom

"Now let's all introduce... ourselves."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Crowded Ice Fishing

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Baby Bear.

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

Comfort zone

"I've got him on vibrate."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

'Cosy little kitchen, isn't it?'

"Can you hit the mute button on him? I'm trying to watch TV."

"... but this is Emily Dickinson and that's a car alarm!"

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

'Nice job, Harold, you finally found me a nice quiet nesting place.'

"There goes Daddy to the park again! And do you know what he does in the park? He sits! That's what he does. He sits! He goes to the park and just sits!"

Catching the Sun

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

Introvert Career Faire.

An advertisement in an apartment window reads 'Drum Kit For Sale' - the sign in the neighbours window reads 'Thank God!'.

'I'm enjoying being unplugged.'

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'