Quiet Seekers Gifts

"Don't worry, we'll be quiet!!"

It's so quiet here now that the goldfish is gone.

'Nothing too loud-she's a librarian.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Fight or Flight

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

No cell phones, tv or internet for a week. It's creepy. What's that annoying sound? Silence? It's awful. I can hear myself think!

Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news.

'Silent type, eh?'

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

Muzak's Top 10

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

Working from OM.

Arabian island

Feathered frenzy

'So, your anger management class is working?'

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

Just in time

"At last - no Trump."

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

"It's probably just stress, but let's take a look. Open up and say, ARGGGH!!!"