Quiet Seekers Pillows

"Don't worry, we'll be quiet!!"

'Nothing too loud-she's a librarian.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Fight or Flight

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Crowded Ice Fishing

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news.

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

'Silent type, eh?'

Muzak's Top 10

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

Working from OM.

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

Just in time

'So, your anger management class is working?'

Feathered frenzy

Arabian island

"At last - no Trump."

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

"It's probably just stress, but let's take a look. Open up and say, ARGGGH!!!"

Amongst the rush.

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.