Quiet Life Seeker Pillows

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Fight or Flight

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Crowded Ice Fishing

'Would you be interested in attending a stress management seminar?'

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news.

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

Muzak's Top 10

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

Working from OM.

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

'So, your anger management class is working?'

"At last - no Trump."

Just in time

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

Arabian island

'No reason, other than that fishing relieves stress.'

Feathered frenzy

"It's probably just stress, but let's take a look. Open up and say, ARGGGH!!!"

Amongst the rush.

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

Sea of Tranquillity

'Mr Gottlieb recently read one of those books on Japanese management techniques.'