Quiet Questers Pillows

'Noise abatement society' demonstration.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Crowded Ice Fishing

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

Chess on TV

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"I've got him on vibrate."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

"... but this is Emily Dickinson and that's a car alarm!"

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

Large Print Librarian.

The Water Diviner

'Nice job, Harold, you finally found me a nice quiet nesting place.'

'Ooh, I'm getting a text.'

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

Hello- I'm a Wreck.

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

"There goes Daddy to the park again! And do you know what he does in the park? He sits! That's what he does. He sits! He goes to the park and just sits!"

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

Introvert Career Faire.

An advertisement in an apartment window reads 'Drum Kit For Sale' - the sign in the neighbours window reads 'Thank God!'.

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

'I never wanted a dishwasher. I find the best place to get some peace from my teenagers is the kitchen when the sink is full of dirty dishes.'