Quiet Crusader Pillows

'Not while I am the librarian.'

Noise Pollution Prevention.

Noise Abatement Society

Large Print Librarian.

Noise abatement society - Hush.

"Noise canceling headphones? Aisle 6."

"I subscribed to my librarian's twitter feed, but the only thing she ever tweets me is 'shhhhh!'"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Hush puppy.

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

Crowded Ice Fishing

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

Chess on TV

Relaxation Technique

Calm in the Face of Chaos

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"Is something bothering you?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

'Nice job, Harold, you finally found me a nice quiet nesting place.'

'Okay, you can see him now. But you must promise not to wake him.'

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

Hello- I'm a Wreck.

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

Free Little Library

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."