Quiet Rebel Pillows

Very little fan fair.

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

"I gotta be me!"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Trappist Monk Discord

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

Fishbowl rebellion.

"I really got used to working from home."

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

A neutral observer.

Wearing bras in 2020.

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

I left my mark on policies and programs.

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

Brain versus Religion.

Large Print Librarian.

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

Post Office Worker.

"But this is the way we've always done it."

Resistance.

"Of course you can't DVR the surf. You brought the wrong remote."

Freddie and dad playing in park. Dad wants to go home. Freddie says, Better not forget my bike, and better not forget myself!

'Whenever my parents threaten to discipline me, I say 'Okay, but that's the first thing I'm going to mention in my tell all book'. Works for me.'

It's an epic fight!! Will Captain Couch Potato reach Lady Beer Bottle and MME. Remote Control in time???

'I just started at the bottom and I like it there!'

'I don't know what you're complaining about. I should charge you for breathing my second hand smoke. This happens to be a very expensive Cuban cigar!'