Relaxed Rebel Pillows

Two protesters hold up signs: Peace. . . and Quiet

He kicked the door down --- It must not be Opportunity.

Wearing bras in 2020.

Fishing Strictly Prohibited.

Martha Stewart at Home.

'I just started at the bottom and I like it there!'

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I gotta be me!"

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

Hipster Police Department

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

'I'm still stressed out.'

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

Hungry Panda Thirsty Hippo Curious Sloth

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

"She's in her happy place again."

'It may be goofing off to you, but to me it's biding my time.'

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

'Hey man that's a gas!'

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'I outsourced toymaking and delivery, fired the elves and moved my headquarters here to the Cayman Islands.'

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

Dirty Old Man