Relaxed Rebel Gifts

Wearing bras in 2020.

Fishing Strictly Prohibited.

'I just started at the bottom and I like it there!'

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I gotta be me!"

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"The nest may be empty, but our drinks are full."

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

Desk boxes: 'In', 'Out', and 'What ever'.

'I try to avoid the trap of letting my idleness define me.'

Hipster Police Department

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

'I'm still stressed out.'

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?

Hungry Panda Thirsty Hippo Curious Sloth

"She's in her happy place again."

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

'It may be goofing off to you, but to me it's biding my time.'

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

'Hey man that's a gas!'

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

'I outsourced toymaking and delivery, fired the elves and moved my headquarters here to the Cayman Islands.'

"This is the software for my head."

Dirty Old Man

'Saturdays in paradise.'

'Buy one, you get two free. . .'

A pair of yoga instructors use beds of nails on the beach.