Lighthearted Rebel Gifts

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

Cake Escape

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Lord Byron

Heart to heart talk.

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

Wearing bras in 2020.

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

Frankly, I'm not as interested in resisting temptation as I am in finding it!

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

The trouble was she never knew where to draw the line

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

"Can we role-play a couple who are too tired to have sex?"

'Frankly, I don't remember why I called this meeting.'

'Um...Excuuuse me?! Apparently you've forgotten the household peacekeeping policy.'

"It's Irv Pelton, Mr. Mather, from the Voice Crying in the Wilderness Department."

I left my mark on policies and programs.

Martha Stewart at Home.

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

"They're love poems alright, but he cuts up the lines, throws them in the air and reassembles them randomly..."

'...and despite DNA predictions of incompatibility...'

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

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