Quirky Rebel Gifts

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"I gotta be me!"

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

"What's with your hair?"

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Hipster Police Department

Lou Reed

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

"It's Irv Pelton, Mr. Mather, from the Voice Crying in the Wilderness Department."

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

'Hey man that's a gas!'

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

Dirty Old Man

'Hope I die before I'm reduced to advertising car insurance!'

'Buy one, you get two free. . .'

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

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