Quirky Rebel Gifts

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"I gotta be me!"

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"I told you he'd enjoy that more than a Gameboy."

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

"What's with your hair?"

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

Hipster Police Department

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Lou Reed

Nick Cave.

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

'What does he know about turning a profit? He wasn't even at Woodstock!'

"Look at these old clothes, Dylan! You know, tie-dye HAS made a comeback!"

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

"It's Irv Pelton, Mr. Mather, from the Voice Crying in the Wilderness Department."

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

'Hey man that's a gas!'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

Turtle Haze

Dirty Old Man

'Hope I die before I'm reduced to advertising car insurance!'

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

'Buy one, you get two free. . .'

the world's first music critic...

'Your chemistry grade isn't high enough for you to wear your hair that way.'