Playful Rebels Gifts

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

No Ball Games in the Park

The No No No's

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

Pubertry

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

Zero gravity ahead.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"You belong to a Dungeons and Dragons group, you're a committed Goth, and you're failing Medieval History?!"

Outlaw Quilting Bees

"Security is lax on this side."

"There's a grouch on my couch."

Jesus the comedian.

"I heard someone was looking for a dungeon master."

I'm on Break.

"No, harps aren't mandatory. You could've asked for any instrument you wanted."

Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.

Trying to thumb his nose at authority, Lumpy stuck his thumb in his eye! Man covering eye with his hand.

"Alexa, tell me I'm a bad girl."

Roundabout/Don't Know How To Use Roundabout

'What difference does it make - all roads lead to Rome!'

'How many experience points do I have? — I'm not that kind of girl!'

Teddy Bear Tea Party.

'Don't argue. Just get in there and polute the water.'

'I'll have you know that I'm listening to offers from other families!'

'Admit it, we're lost again! Frankly, you're the worst Pilot Fish I've ever had...'

Game night, and Denise improves her chances of good rolls by warming her dice...

Going Under the Horse Jump.

'Psst - we're looking for material that's totally inappropriate for our age. Can you help us out?'

Smash the System