Crafty Rebels Gifts

Outlaw Quilting Bees

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

The No No No's

I did it my way.

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Think Just Inside The Box.

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Blog Breakdown

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Graffitti.

"I think we both know who did it...."

Editorial Control

'Too many exclamation points!!!!!!'

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

"Then the proprietor said, we'll publish and be damned, so we did and here we are."

Graffiti Art Class

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"How can I become a successful artist if you make me stay within the lines?"

Dumbed Down Culture

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

Mom & Dad Recipe Corner

"Nice to see kids still appreciate the classics."

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

Speaker and crowd 'Think for yourself!', 'MAKE me!'

"I feel your writing style is a bit old-school."

'My land line is always busy...that's my answering machine fending off robocalls.'

"Let me help you in your effort ti think INSIDE the box once again."

Graffiti Artists

I'm on Break.

"There's a tattoo here that wants to have its person removed."

My new trash pickup day is midweek, on Wednesday. Hump-day dump-day!