Diy Rebel Gifts

I did it my way.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I gotta be me!"

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"Surprise!"

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Lockdown casserole

Food waste with recycling symbol

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

Think Just Inside The Box.

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"I'm unable to process this image."

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"It's my family's special recipe, passed down through generations on the cream cheese package."

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'