Decor Rebel Gifts

"Surprise!"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

I did it my way.

Emergency Hipster Beard

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Baby squirrel & Berries

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

Gallery Pranks

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Pillows in love.

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

'This way, we'll always have rose petals on the bed. Pretty romantic, huh?'

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

Stop Ironic Graffiti

"This little snow globe isn't just a paperweight...it was the original business model!"

"The museum of modern art on fire... an installation."

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

"We're out of flowers."