Decor Diehard Gifts

Non Drip Paint

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Surprise!"

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"I love these old decorations!"

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

Board Game Hunter

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'

Posh Easter Egg

"Dave, we need to talk about office props and work productivity."

Doulton Canada Geese

King Madras

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

'Yes,I did bag him from a treestand.How did you guess?'

Robotic Flower Arranging

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

"Room for bigger presents."

Man who has called of his engagement because his fiancée did not match his furniture.

"This one will go with everything,

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

Flower lamp.

"We need to talk."

'They had a sale on electric green.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'The old one fell apart.'