Decor Devotee Gifts

'We decided it's our best protection against liability suits.'

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

'I've spent the last 20 years modernising the house and now you say it looks old-fashioned!'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

The Development of the Tchotchke

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'Of course when minimalism died I got rid of everything.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

New Shoes.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I love these old decorations!"

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Board Game Hunter

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'

The Design Artiste

Doulton Canada Geese

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

Cats watching an artist painting a fish.

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

Robotic Flower Arranging

La Dame aux Camelias

Flower lamp.

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

"This one will go with everything,