Decor Devotee Pillows

'We decided it's our best protection against liability suits.'

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

'I've spent the last 20 years modernising the house and now you say it looks old-fashioned!'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

The Development of the Tchotchke

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'Of course when minimalism died I got rid of everything.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

New Shoes.

Italica

Woman holds report: 'This has so many different fonts in it, I thougt it was a ransom note.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I love these old decorations!"

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

Doulton Canada Geese

Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

The Design Artiste

Cats watching an artist painting a fish.

This is the first time I've been on the top management floor.

The Graphic Designers EYE EXAM

Robotic Flower Arranging

La Dame aux Camelias

"If they're already killing you, you know they're the right fit."

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

Georges Braque.

"Room for bigger presents."

"This one will go with everything,