Decor Lover Pillows

"They're not photos on his desk - they're mirrors."

"That's what I'd give my sister-in-law if she could take care of nice things."

Tree with a missing top

Bunting

'What's the use of having throw pillows if you can't throw them?'

"You look a little warm. You Okay?"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Second hand furniture.

Painting the Ceiling

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Creative department

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

The World's Easiest Airport

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

Posh Easter Egg

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'