Home Decor Lover Pillows

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'I just love the way you've done the stone cladding.'

Man is dark when the lights turn on.

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"

'Wall-to-wall carpets go on the floor, not on the walls.'

"I shouldn't have spent so much on the fake rock. It makes the house look cheap."

'The old one fell apart.'

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Damn! - I can't get the wallpaper to stick..."

'I've organised the bathroom.'

'You wanted this vase? Don't worry, I'll be having a yard sale tomorrow and you can buy it.'

In California, a front yard is actually three feet.

Non Drip Paint

"Hmm, wild guess here...was Betty the Bee your interior decorator?"

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

"I just love your Lounge Roger. It's got a real minimalist feel to it."

"And notice the unique island this kitchen offers. . ."

Goldilocks and the 3 bears

"I wanted stalagmites, but Erk here is a stalactite nut."

'Did you notice the new planter I bought, dear?'

Ants carrying book on Feng Shui.

Wallpapering 6

"Folds out to a bed and breakfast."

Feng Sushi

"That's still too high"

Snug as a bug in a rug.

"I like your floating shelves."

"I'm not angry. I just want to know what you have against 17th-century Isfahan rugs."

"Bed Bath & Beyond."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."