Home Decor Devotee Pillows

"Nowadays, most of our income is from tourism."

Flower lamp.

'- and this is the drawing room..'

'It's very easy to maintain - i just touch up blemishes with tipp-ex.'

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

"Lonely island? I wasn't on a lonely island. I was in a Swedish furniture store."

"This one will go with everything,

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"You're welcome."

Cat statues on entrance gate

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Board Game Hunter

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Posh Easter Egg

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

King Madras