Home Decor Fanatic Pillows

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

"So you saw the kitchen and living room, and this is the zoom background."

'Most people would appreciate having a mural in their home.'

"Would you see to old Peterson? He's in the philodendron again."

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

CAT-A-LOG

'This should only take a minute. This couple is interested in buying my couch.'

Tub Canyon

'I am sorry about this vicar, but my wife has just had new carpets fitted.'

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"You're welcome."

"Get... a-nother room!"

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Cat statues on entrance gate

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Board Game Hunter

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.