Decoration Fanatic Pillows

"Can't you get into the spirit of things?"

"The reconstructive surgery went smoothly but I still get terrible headaches!"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"Get... a-nother room!"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

Posh Easter Egg

"Why does the chair always get to chair these meetings?"

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."