Devilish Decor Fan Pillows

'I hear one more person say 'my bad'. I'll wring their neck!'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

Litter Tray Stonehenge

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

'They had a sale on electric green.'

'No, I wouldn't like a free quote for central heating! Where did you get this number?'

Frontispiece for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

Satan

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

'I am sorry about this vicar, but my wife has just had new carpets fitted.'

'Hi, and welcome to Home Makeover from Hell.'

Tub Canyon

'Most people would appreciate having a mural in their home.'

"No smoking, except in designated Fire and Brimstone areas."

'Dearest, do you smell something not burning?'

Sock monkey reading magazine about sock

"The reconstructive surgery went smoothly but I still get terrible headaches!"

'This should only take a minute. This couple is interested in buying my couch.'

"And this is my pocket."

"So you saw the kitchen and living room, and this is the zoom background."

The Devil.

Employee Of The Month

CAT-A-LOG

Tacky lawn ornament hunting. (It's a HUGE sport here in the United States!)

"You also get a choice of finishes ? flat, semigloss or satan."

Halloween

"According to your organ donor card, you gave your soul to me."

'Those tiny speakers in mobile phones that play music...Brilliant.'

"Go get me a visualiser! I'm thinking market meltdown, I'm thinking bail-out suspension!"

Devil buys a fridge (its hot in hell).