Devilishly Delightful Decor Lover Pillows

"According to your organ donor card, you gave your soul to me."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Bathroom Fairy

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

Teapot

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

"That's still too high"

'I've organised the bathroom.'

Missing sock

"How?"

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

'Boy, plastic flowers these days are so lifelike: I've been fooled again...'

'They had a sale on electric green.'

'No, I wouldn't like a free quote for central heating! Where did you get this number?'

'The old one fell apart.'

Alien with flying spaceships on wall instead of flying ducks

Recollections of a Retired Butler

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

Red in tooth and claw.

The Ugly Plant

Cuckoo clock in psychiatrist's room

Feng Sushi

"She always gets the upper bunk."

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

Non Drip Paint

"Stop complaining, granite is in."

"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"

Pinata Trophy