Heavenly Decor Lover Pillows

'Don't try to fly. Next...'

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

"That's still too high"

"This one will go with everything,

Flower lamp.

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

'I've organised the bathroom.'

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

'No, I wouldn't like a free quote for central heating! Where did you get this number?'

'The old one fell apart.'

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

'- and this is the drawing room..'

Enthralled by the appealing throw pillows, Barry never saw the fighting pillow coming.

Feng Sushi

'A Dust Cow'.

Non Drip Paint

"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"

"I wanted stalagmites, but Erk here is a stalactite nut."

'I am sorry about this vicar, but my wife has just had new carpets fitted.'

Harris Realty We Make House Calls

'I just love the way you've done the stone cladding.'

A piece of modern art is labelled so that it is hung the right way up.

'Oh Steve! You had the dining area remodeled!'

'Wall-to-wall carpets go on the floor, not on the walls.'

clown trophies

'What's the use of having throw pillows if you can't throw them?'

Tub Canyon

"I love what you've done with that punch bowl Reginald!"

'Most people would appreciate having a mural in their home.'

"I love what you've done with the place."