Decor Drama Lover Pillows

'They had a sale on electric green.'

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

A little bird told me...

Blue Dress and Feather

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

The Unhappy King

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

I Pagliacci

Proposal

Speech

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

Oedipus

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Football player taking the ball home.

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."