Decor Drama Lover Pillows

'They had a sale on electric green.'

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Cut!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Blue Dress and Feather

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

A little bird told me...

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

The Unhappy King

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

Oedipus

Proposal

I Pagliacci

Speech

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."