Domestic Drama Lover Pillows

'Can we talk about this, Mother?'

"Stop staring!"

"Don't you dare look at me that way! You won't guilt me into cleaning today!"

"Goodbye George, but use the back door. The plumber has arrived."

'...com'on...where's my tea woman...chop chop!'

The Rude Butler.

'Oh Jeremy, how many times must I tell you...If you insist on smoking, either open the window or go outside.'

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

A little bird told me...

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

The Unhappy King

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Speech

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Proposal

'Despite his laser eye surgery, he still doesn't see the mess he leaves in the living room every day.'

Oedipus

I Pagliacci

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).