Domestic Drama Lovers Pillows

Concierge service to relieve lawyers of household chores.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

A couple decides what to watch.

'Despite his laser eye surgery, he still doesn't see the mess he leaves in the living room every day.'

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

"Accepting for..."

Death Of A Salesman. Playhouse. I hear they updated it to include internet shopping.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'You've had a bad day? Try being stuck in this house!'

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

"Worthy of an Oscar don't you think?"

Mistress Talking to Maid

"Oh, yeah? Well, we just put out a contract on you too!!!"

On the house

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

'Safe!'

'On TV they play dramatic music as the contestants enter the ring'

"I can't live without you in my life, but I can live without you in my way.''

"He joined in the debate."

You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! I just found out "Empire" and "Star" are in the same universe. For months I've been telling everyone I knew that "Star" was a blatant ripoff of "Empire." But then I found out they're made by the same people and they're in the same tv universe, and I'm like totally fine with it now. Stop it! We speak "English" on this show, not "tv addict"! Wait a minute ... are we talking about soap operas? Because there's an exception for soap operas. No, we

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

Yenta Theatre Presents: Waiting for Godot

"We're from the TV show, Gadget Hoarders. You're so bad, we're doing a two-hour special on you."

"I'm sorry Bob. After you disappeared, I made a new life with Fred."

"Your father forgives the thirty attemps you've made on his life, Oedipus. How does that make you feel?"

"There's been a few changes since I was last here."

Housewives meet Top Chef

"All the world’s a stage, and we merely the actors/waiters."