Tv Drama Lovers Pillows

'...Yes, and he's here to 'out' you. It's your secret gay lover.'

Trial by Media

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Cut!

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

A little bird told me...

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Spoiler alert."

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

The Unhappy King

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

I Pagliacci

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Oedipus

Proposal

Speech

A couple decides what to watch.

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"