Tv Drama Lovers Mugs

'...Yes, and he's here to 'out' you. It's your secret gay lover.'

Trial by Media

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

A little bird told me...

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

The Unhappy King

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Spoiler alert."

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

Oedipus

I Pagliacci

A couple decides what to watch.

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Speech

Proposal

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'