Tv Drama Aficionado Mugs

"Do you have any get well cards for characters on soap operas?"

How TV Causes Violence

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Kevin Spacey. Specifically, we'll talk about that delightful television drama he stars in alongside one of my favorite actresses. Also, my tv has been at the repairman's shop for a couple weeks, so maybe you nice callers can fill me in on any big news stories I may have missed. Anyhow, I once met that nice young Mr. Spacey. He gave me a signed DVD of "American Beauty." I don't have a DVD machine, but I framed it because the cover

Vets in practise

'Will the Buffo cure Gwendolyn's headache? Will it upset her stomach? Tune in to tomorrow's commercial and find out!'

"It doesn't look too good for Nick and Ashley!"

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

'Wikipedia says that the new guy you're dating has been on Jerry Springer's show three times,'

'All those cop shows about cold cases are based on my career. Every case I worked went cold.'

When Tia Carmen says... "Oh my god, no!" she really means... "They killed off my favorite telenovela character!"

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

University Soapflakes

Falstaff

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Comedy and tragedy masks

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

A pretention of playwrights

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Two Rages Passing in the Night

Knickerless Cage.

Scarpia's Palace

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

"True crime meets reality TV"