Dramatic Series Lovers Pillows

A couple decides what to watch.

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Cut!

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

A little bird told me...

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Lord George brings news of the debate

"Spoiler alert."

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

The Unhappy King

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Oedipus

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

Proposal

Actor practising his indian war crys

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Speech

I Pagliacci

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).