Lover Of Drama Pillows

"Mr. Jerry Springer - have I got something for you!"

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

University Soapflakes

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Cut!

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

A little bird told me...

Falstaff

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

Lovers' leap with chaperone observation point.

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

The Adrenal Gland Answers Your Questions

Scarpia's Palace

Two Rages Passing in the Night

"True crime meets reality TV"

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

The Unhappy King

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words