Literary Drama Lover Pillows

Revenge is sweet

'Harold decided his time with the Norman Mailer reading group was at an end.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Demure lady with gloves

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Jean-Paul Sartre

Victorian Lady

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Distractions Of The Great

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Iris Murdoch

Falstaff

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

A little bird told me...

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

The intellectual.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"