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Revenge is sweet

'Harold decided his time with the Norman Mailer reading group was at an end.'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Demure lady with gloves

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Victorian Lady

Jean-Paul Sartre

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Distractions Of The Great

Cut!

University Soapflakes

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

A little bird told me...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Falstaff

The intellectual.

Iris Murdoch

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."