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'Your doctor was given some great tickets to the football game, so I'll be standing in for him. Don't worry, I'm an actor who plays a doctor on TV.'

Coronary Street.

'What I don't understand is how all those sexy women on the soaps never have a headache.'

"Yes, I am a mirage. You don't think a doctor would be visiting you on Saturday night when Casualty is on."

"Since we switched from soap operas in the afternoon to cable news, I've hardly noticed the difference!"

When Tia Carmen says... "This is the most important day of my life!" it means...the final episode of her favorite telenovela airs on TV.

THE ULTIMATE HISPANIC TV SHOW!

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

The talk show mergers.

"I can't live without you in my life, but I can live without you in my way.''

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Did you see the drama? Realism? Suspense? That's what I call a commercial.

"He joined in the debate."

"We're out of soap."

Trial by Media

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

A little bird told me...

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

The Unhappy King

"Spoiler alert."

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.